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Aug 20, 2014 / 1,063,231 notes

squeezethosepotatoes:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

(via christianjosephgust)

Aug 19, 2014 / 116,111 notes

anescaperouteofoldroutine:

How is this not the most reblogged shit ever??

(via puff-to-tuff)

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg
Aug 19, 2014 / 279,120 notes

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

(via romancingthelookyloos)

Aug 19, 2014 / 581,435 notes

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(via tyleroakley)

Drive home to #theschoolhouse68941
Aug 19, 2014

Drive home to #theschoolhouse68941

Aug 19, 2014 / 714,118 notes

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via encourage)

This is where I sit and eat my breakfast, read some Oswald, and just…be. #theschoolhouse68941  (at The SchoolHouse)
Aug 19, 2014 / 1 note

This is where I sit and eat my breakfast, read some Oswald, and just…be. #theschoolhouse68941 (at The SchoolHouse)

These bovines are always mooing hello on my drive into town. #schoolhouserock
Aug 19, 2014 / 2 notes

These bovines are always mooing hello on my drive into town. #schoolhouserock

Aug 18, 2014 / 88,848 notes

tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!

(via iamalexxkyler)

Aug 17, 2014 / 722,197 notes

thatamandagurrl:

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

This makes me happy every time I see it.

(via wrcowboy)

😄😍😂
Aug 17, 2014 / 1 note

😄😍😂

Glowy magic skull  (at The Den)
Aug 15, 2014

Glowy magic skull (at The Den)

Aug 15, 2014 / 76,772 notes

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Aug 15, 2014 / 29,894 notes

I adore her

(via riddlemetom)

Aug 13, 2014 / 577,187 notes

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via phobias)